Friday, December 23, 2005

random thoughts, observations and questions

why do women feel the need to compete for the affection of flava flav - do they not realize that subjecting themselves to that will only hinder their lives once the show ends. would you want to talk to a chic who kissed flava flav?

does star jones reynolds realize that she not only looks like a bobblehead, but she's not hiding the fact that she had g'bypass surgery very well . . .

do i realize that star may weigh less than me and i'm training for a marathon . . .

i love food! i truly love food. if i could marry food i would . . . which could be the reason she's smaller than me

why does mariah carey insist on dressing as if she's 26?

did britney really think that she was gonna live happily ever after? karma is a bitch . . .

i'm genuinely sad about jessica and nick - okay not really, but that just sounded right. now if gwyneth and chris break up apple's happy home, i'm starting a letter campaign.

does HBO still have a strong hold on sunday nights?

its not CSI: las vegas - its just CSI

people always seem to forget about being inhibited when having sex - who really talks like that and when/where do people learn to say these things? no you're not my daddy and none of my body part are yours . . .

men, no matter how much they deny it, are worse about spreading gossip than women.

if you're abstaining from sex are you allowed to talk dirty on the phone? does phone sex count?

feel free to share . . .


Blogger Chairborne Stranger said...

Merry Christmas to ya!

1:16 PM  
Blogger Asian Mistress said...

That flava flav show gives me a migraine.

9:52 AM  

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